January 2008
72 posts
For the mature woman who has everything: a boy toy... →
A Message from TODAY's Students
Somewhere over the Rainbow, dreams really do come...
I hate TIME OUTS!!!!!
“Okay……Yes..I did! I did open the door to the garage and go outside by myself!!! Big deal! I did that when I used to crawl, except nobody saw me except the Cat. Okay, I did climb up on the chair in Mommy’s office and play with the computer and saw some funny pictures. Hey! I’m an explorer, I just do these things. Why do you feel compelled to punish me for my...
Take a closer look at your food friend........
Food Health ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is interesting info… You are what you eat, so eat well. A stupendous insight of civilizations past has now been confirmed by today’s investigative, nutritional sciences. They have shown that what was once called ‘The Doctrine of Signatures’ was astoundingly correct. It now...
How does a burned out MOM still play with her...
1. SET ASIDE ONE GIANT DRAWER, a BOX or a CHEST…fill it with old dresses, costumes,wigs, shoes, ties, boas,hats, jewelry……..direct a play, a vignette, change your role….from Mom to Marie Antoinette. 2. BUILD the world’s largest fort in your playroom, living room or hall way…make some popcorn and go inside the fort with your kids and tell them...
Sittercity: Find Babysitters, Nannies, Pet... →
Twindergarten - Hot Moms Club →
A family that Prays together Stays...
Learning the A B C's....
My friend’s nephew came home from kindergarten last week and told his MOM that he didn’t have “a really good day”. He told her that it was letter day and each student was asked to think of a word for their assigned letter. As each child shared their favorite word it was recorded on a giant Alphabet Chart. My friend’s nephew was given the letter “H” and...
Is it really good luck if a bird poops on your...
So I guess you’re really lucky if a bird poops in your MOUTH……..Watch this!!
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What's a Maraschino Cherry? : That sweet,... →
I'm a little bit country.....
One of my favorite reruns when I was in grammar school was the sitcom: “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies.” I loved the idea of a family living in a cramped Manhattan apartment deciding to drastically change the course of their lives by purchasing an old Farm House in the middle of nowhere. I adored the family sheep dog and how unnaturally kind everyone was to each other. The...
Religious references say it ALL!
““Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
And Your hand over my mouth...”
Chinese Lunar New Year...let's make some dim sum!
Parenting discussion forum on Craigslist...
ex:what is a reasonable age to expect a child 01/23 13:27:14 to know how to hold scissors right? A few things in one top post while I am trying to put my ds down for a nap I heard today that 41 thousand houses in california went into forclosure last year… wow, that is staggering and really sad. AND… is it possible to hire someone just to come clean my...
Miss Pickler described herself as a "hot mess"!
Moms better make sure your kids are doing their homework!!! REALLY! Especially before going on National Television.
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Awesome 80's Prom......
My boyfriend was asked by his friend and co-worker to be instrumental in creating a bit of a ruse in order to get his girlfriend to attend the Awesome 80’s prom where he planned an elaborate scheme to ask for her hand in marriage. The tickets were in my name, so she truly thought she was our guest to the event. As we waited in line outside Webster Hall, we eyed the other ticket-holders...
AWESOME 80s PROM Off Broadway, New York,... →
The BIG Questions about S E X !
My siblings continuously harass me about my adolescent years. The times when I was not only oblivious to the popular discussions of oral sex and getting to all “the bases”, but also the way I would humiliate myself by asking random questions at extremely inappropriate times. My daughter is a Sophomore in High-school, when I was a Sophomore I actually asked my French teacher...
WatchTalk to Your Kids About Sex PSA is Today’s BIG Thing - JAN 04, 2008
Teach the Children.........VOTE AMERICA!
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Vagina Couch
A few months after my divorce my daughter and I went to the ABC carpet and furniture store to find a new couch for our new and very tiny apartment. After an exhaustive search we spotted a bright red velvet love seat. We both fell in love. It was the perfect size, a regal color and, it was brand new! A few weeks after it was delivered, our friends from Rome came over for dinner. My...
