March 2008
48 posts
Mar 30th
Hug someone you love today
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
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The kids just seem to get it!
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
HOLLABACKNYC....If you can't Slap em'...SNAP em'
After awhile women become somewhat immune to the daily harassing, grunting, whistling and crude comments that are flung at them unexpectedly. Usually, you can sense the real deviants, the one’s who are so cowardly that they choose to verbally abuse 11 year olds when they’re walking home from school. Finally, women have rallied together and decided that politely ignoring these...
Mar 28th
That is really gross....but still cute!
Mar 28th
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Baby Laugh Surprise - CollegeHumor video
Mar 28th
Listen to your Grandmother, she's the real deal!
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”
– Helen Hayes at 73years
Mar 28th
Mar 27th
Should you toast with your teens at HOME?
It is a reoccurring dilemma! Should we let our teens have a sip of wine at dinner? Will this prevent the ultimate secret binge with their friends over the weekend? How can we teach them about moderation and the downside of getting wasted? Personally, I feel that meal time in the family should be sacred and a time for everyone to share and catch up. If parents are having a glass of wine with...
Mar 27th
"I can paint, spackle and use a power drill with...
Mar 26th
Mar 26th
Mar 21st
Stage Mom's
  Moms it is defintely not the most glamorous job in town. Listen to your child and they will let you know if they want to run to Hollywood! 
Mar 21st
Time Out New York Kids: Activities →
Mar 21st
Mar 21st
If You're HAPPY and you know it clap your...
If you’re sad and you know it wipe your tears If you’re mad and you know it stomp your feet! If you’re scared and you know scream OH MY!! If you’re Happy and you know it and you really want to show it…If you’re Happy and you know it….CLAP YOUR HANDS! When did things start getting so complicated? 
Mar 21st
Mar 19th
CHOREPLAY...THE NEW FOREPLAY??
Do you think it’s sexy when your guy is vacuuming the living-room or emptying the dishwasher?  According to a recent study, many women get worked up when their Man is sporting his toolbelt.
Mar 19th
Mar 19th
Look them in the eyes.....
Mommyhumor receives alot of mail from parents that have a difficult time communicating with their children. Many parents complain that their children are glued to the television, the computer or their cell phones. MMMMMM…..FYI! Make it simple…. 1. TURN OFF THE T.V. 2. SET ASIDE a scheduled TIME for computer use (ex. homework,emailing, facebooking) 3. IF YOU PAY THE CELL...
Mar 19th
Mar 19th
The Wii is a Virtual Sports stadium in your...
Mar 19th
Bully's hard-knock life goes Wii - - The... →
Mar 19th
Mar 17th
Happy St. Patricks Day.....Do a little JIG!
Things I will not do on this Day: 1. Wear green 2. Eat corned beef and cabbage 3. Drink green beer 4. Eat Green bagels 5. Drink myself into oblivion 6. Search for a four leaf clover in Central park Though, I am proud of my Heritage…..So I will sing a few songs and do a little jig, if you insist!
Mar 17th
Mar 17th
Fasten your seatbelt!
I took the train home last week to visit my Mom. She is a young 67 year old. Still filled with boundless energy and a genuine love for life and Oprah. She promptly picked me up at the New Haven train station wearing an enormous smile and blasting Alicia Keys new song on the radio. My Mother has been serenading me since I was an infant, so this was not out of the ordinary. As we pulled out of the...
Mar 17th
Mar 17th
Donate your Sperm and get FREE concert tickets!
Mar 14th
Mar 14th
MomLogic - parenting - Flash Player Installation →
Mar 14th
Bottoms up!
I have heard of bleaching bangs, facial mustaches or sunkissed freckled faces…but bleaching the BUTT HOLE! Holy Bottom! What is going on here? Has the whole world gone mad? What’s next?
Mar 14th
Mar 14th
South Beach Skin Solutions Lightening Gel | Beauty... →
Mar 14th
Mar 9th
Beauty Secrets for MOTHERS
Hi Moms! Please take a look at my new site. I am sharing every secret I know about how to stay young and wise. Take a look.. http://www.Ageisforcheese.com
Mar 9th
A creative Mom finally solved the toilet seat...
Mar 9th
Mar 9th
Where's the SNOW BLOWER when you need one?
Mar 8th
Mar 7th
Rock on Little Guy!
Mar 6th
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Mar 6th
Mar 5th
The TEN COMMANDMENTS
     A friend of mine was talking to her daughter who is enrolled in religious instruction. They were discussing the commandments and deciding which one was really important. Her daughter said very seriously to her  Mother that the one she remembers is…. “DO NOT TAKE THE LORD GOD’S NAME INSANE”.  
Mar 5th