June 2008
35 posts
A 5 year old's first job
Here’s a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 5-year-old...
Remember the days when licking cake batter right...
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Abercrombie and their BIG GLITCH!
My daughter is heading to camp this weekend, and while doing last minute shopping she insisted that we check out the jeans at the Abercrombie and Fitch flagship store on NYC’s 5th Avenue. Anyone that has chemical allergies or finds cheap cologne toxic, stay away from this nightmare. My eyes began to water before I entered the store, and it wasn’t due to the the half-naked male...
World's Shortest fairytale sent from my friend,...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said “No!”
And she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End
WatchThis is my idea of a SPIN CYCLE!!
"Happiness belongs to the self sufficient"...
WatchI may not be able to walk yet, but I can BOUNCE!
SEND IN YOUR FAVORITE PICS OF DAD FOR FATHER'S...
Father’s Day is approaching! Mommy humor is encouraging Moms and children to submit funny stories about their DADS! Dads just to be fair, you may also send in a glowing story about yourself! WE LOVE DADS! Please submit what you would like as a gift this year. We will compile a fantasy LIST!
TRY BUILDING A TREE HOUSE WITHOUT ONE SINGLE NAIL!
My 8 year old nephew...quite sensible!
It was over 95 degrees in NYC this weekend and New Yorkers hate to sweat. Movie theaters are the urban equivalent to having an in-ground pool. So my brother-in law suggested to his 8 year old son that they go and see Adam Sandler’s new Movie, ZOHAN. My nephew sternly responded: “I really don’t think the language in that movie would be appropriate for me,DAD!” Dad,...
“I Wuv You, Mommy . . .” When Cute Can Become a... →
WatchTake your kids here this summer!
Good job Moms..these boys are really in touch with...
WatchI’M EVERY WOMAN!
THE GOOGLE
Why is it that Teenagers have this universal belief that Parents simply DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING? They occasionally will ask for our assistance when they are desperately editing their history reports, but before we finish a sentence, we are told that we are basically morons and have zero clue about what is happening in the world. A writer from College humor shares the same sentiment.
Underarm overhaul....the world's gone mad.
……It’s overwhelming enough to get my hair highlighted and then lay quietly as a stranger gives me an excruciating bikini wax. Now they want us to try botox for our arm pits. Is this before we have it injected into our faces so there’s not a trace of emotion left while getting our facial hair lasered off? A reminder to all Moms, sweating is healthy, it is a natural process...
MUSIC LESSONS
Moms, even if you think your child is tone deaf….let them sing!
Even if you think they will never play the piano with two hands….let them play!
Even if the drumming, beating and guitar strumming is driving you CRAZY….
LET THEM MAKE MUSIC!
WatchThis kid can ROCK!
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The Bird
A father sent in a very cute story about his son who is in grammar school. One night at dinner he said to his Dad, “This boy in school keeps showing me his middle finger and then he laughs about it.” “Why does he do this to me all the time?” The Father paused and said,”He thinks you’re #1 son, and he just keeps reminding you!” Way to keep the peace DAD!
Watch Toddlers like brooms, mops, boxes,pot and pans…..great little helpers! (Vimeo)