September 2008
76 posts
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May We always remember the Life and Legacy of Paul...
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Somethings don't make any sense at all....
A Mom wrote to us this week sharing that her 4yr old son is less than pleased about the arrival of the new baby. He refuses to acknowledge the new member of the family. Judith Viorst wrote a great book of children’s poems called..”If I were in charge of the world” Here’s a cute poem from the book that addresses this scenario:
My Mom says I’m her sugarplum. My Mom...
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Jane Fonda recommends starting with 2 dumbbells?
Listen closely to Fitness GURU Jane Fonda. Her vast knowledge of stooped posture and fluorescent spandex has motivated millions of Moms around the globe. Grab your dumbbells and choose which intensity best suits you.
Video: The Hughes family on being filmed for... →
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"Hair" a poem by Nick- 8 years old
Here is a poem written by my son. He recited it on Back-to-school night…much to my surprise.
Hair Hair grows Up your butt Hair grows In your arm pit Hair grows In your wiener I love hair
WatchThe Old Fashion Way…….
"I think you're the Father of one of my kids!"
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his ...
Back to School Blues
First week of kindergarten can be rough!!!
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
“I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”
A treadmill designed for kids? A debate over... →
Stay Awake!
Choose your battles wisely. I really thought I was losing ground because my 16 year old daughter constantly leaves her bedroom and bathroom looking like a war zone. Her desk is littered with chocolate milk,yogurt containers and empty cereal boxes. There are more clothes on her bathroom floor than in her drawers. I have to force myself to just close her door and disconnect from the urge to tidy...
WatchBaby tries to crush her sister’s fort!
When my girlfriend babysat for my daughters.......
There are perhaps many advantages that come with a ready made family when you fall in love with a Man who has children from a previous chapter. As a woman you forgo those precious memories of a summer long pregnancy in 100 degree weather, and you certainly avoid those long screaming marathons in the delivery room where words and curses that have never been heard before permeate the silence of...
"The Middle Wife"
by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet...
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Transvaginal Sonograms
Women have to have a chip inside their brain that allows them to tolerate ridiculous discomfort and still manage to continue on their daily journey. I saw a woman having a meeting in Bryant park yesterday. She was in a suit and three men were seated around her, she had a checkered blanket over her chest that kept moving. I then quickly realized that there was a baby under the blanket most likely...
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I hate picking up my kids at their playdates!
I hate it! The whole idea of going into the home of one of my daughter’s friends puts me into an ornery mood. If she wasn’t 5 years old I could simply text her and say “meet me at the front door or grab your coat and put on your shoes, I’ll be there in 3 minutes”. I actually prefer it if the babysitter is facilitating the play date, because the schmooze time is cut in...
Little Girl Drama - Momtourage: Blogger Knows Best →
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Why Woman have more nightmares? Like we don't... →
Dear Mom;
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing...