March 2009
74 posts
Ladies get your Violins out!! The men don't have...
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When Daddy Babysits
How are you woman!!! Miss ya! have a couple of funny photos of my son…….. and Carrie told me I should tell you this story about my husband!! Last week we had a girl’s nite……Mike says “Go ahead babe, I’ll watch the baby and put him to bed.” So I left him a note (don’t forget to change baby before bed, etc……)
Well, recently the baby...
Women will understand this! Men should memorize...
DANGEROUS
SAFER
SAFEST
ULTRA SAFE
What’s for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?
You sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here’s my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.
Should you be ...
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Proof that Men Have Better Friends… Friendship among Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept...
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funny
My initial intention in starting Mommy Humor was to rally Mothers, Fathers, Step-Parents and kids to post hysterical stories, pictures and videos about their lives.
I ‘ve received some memorable footage and intimate stories about what happens behind closed doors. However, I’m not sure if I have the title right. I love nothing more than to see a smile on a human beings face. The sound...
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How well do you know your Babysitter?
Honesty is very disarming! Try and remember the first time you interviewed a babysitter, a Nanny, or a Mother’s helper to care for your child. How forthright were your questions, how rigorous were your background checks? How many rooms in your house had surveillance cameras? My daughter and I were listing the parade of people that came and RAN out of our lives. One of our first babysitters...
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Babysitting for my Niece
My sister had to travel to Paris, work related. I offered to help out with the kids. My niece had the flue so our planned activities were drastically edited. My heart breaks when children are sick. They have that look. Sunken eyes, pale skin and their energy level is geriatric. My brother-in-law took my nephew to baseball practice and then to a school event at the movies. As soon as he left I...
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Blondes
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what...
The man in the general store said you need to buy...
When we bought our country home up in Roscoe, NY, we never imagined that there would be deer frolicking on our property every day. They are magnificent creatures to observe. I love deers, my childhood street was named after a baby deer. I also love flowers which I repeatedly planted every other weekend because Bambi and friends liked them as well. They chomped and stomped on our vegetable garden...
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