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Vagina Couch

  A few months after my divorce my daughter and I went to the ABC carpet and furniture store to find a new couch for our new and very tiny apartment. After an exhaustive search we spotted a bright red velvet love seat. We both fell in love. It was the perfect size, a regal color and, it was brand new!  A few weeks after it was delivered, our friends from Rome came over for dinner. My friend’s husband who is quite a character……..

flopped down on our new couch and said in his delicious Italian accent. “I love this couch …it is so soft,  it reminds me of a cute Vagina.” From that day on it has been dubbed “The Vagina Couch”. The picture below is an artist’s actual rendering of a vagina in couch form. Our love seat is a bit more subtle.

It is for sale @ http://www.craigslist.org

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