MommyHumor

The BIG Questions about S E X !

          My siblings continuously harass me about my adolescent years. The times when I was not only oblivious to the popular discussions of oral sex and getting to all “the bases”, but also the way I would  humiliate myself by asking random questions at extremely inappropriate times. My daughter is a Sophomore in High-school, when I was a Sophomore I actually asked my French teacher Monsieur Betts what 69 was?

Of course , I  asked in French, which I believed impressed him and somehow he demonstrated the act by using his pointer fingers in front of the entire class. Many of my classmates volunteered to show me after class. I declined. of course. I’m sure that my Fifteen year old daughter would not have been hanging out with me after class. When my parents finally sat me down to give me the “talk”…we were in our kitchen and my Mother handed me a pink pamphlet with cartoon renderings of couples in awkward positions. I recall hearing words like ovaries, uterus and sperm and then I drifted off. I did that alot.

So MOMS, DADS, teachers, grandparents when you have the talk with your teen…….don’t worry about giving a power point presentation or downloading videos, just be real and if  you can , SCARE the living crap out of them, so they keep their clothes on a couple more years……. Send your stories to  MOMMYHUMOR@gmail.com